Setting: Bathtime, 7:30 pm EST. Fresh off an epic battle, a wounded plastic shark is placed in back of a googly-eyed aquatic dump truck.
Son to shark: "I'm taking you to heaven."
Me: "Where is heaven?"
Son: "It's where you go when you're sick."
Me: "What is heaven?"
Son: "Oh, it has water and fish, like Dori and Nemo."